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“Voodoo Programming: Things programmers do that they know shouldn't work but they try anyway, and which sometimes actually work, such as recompiling everything.”

Quote by Karl Lehenbauer

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Karl Lehenbauer

Karl Lehenbauer, born on April 5, 1958, is an experienced developer with a rich background in software development, particularly in system architecture and software development process management. more

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