“Like a lot of fellows around here, I have a furniture problem. My chest has fallen into my drawers.” Quote by Billy Casper
“You can't turn back the clock. But you can wind it up again.” LifeInspirationalAgeTimeTurnsWindInspirational LifeAgingClockOld PeopleGetting OlderYouthfulnessBack In TimeYou Can WinFunny AgingYouth And Old AgeAge And YouthFunny AgeInspirational AgeNot Wasting TimeTurn Back Time Author:Bonnie Prudden
“Do you realize that the only time in our lives when we like to get old is when we're kids? If you're less than 10 years old, you're so excited about aging that you think in fractions.” IfsThinkingYearsKidsRealizingOur LivesAgingExcitedOnly TimeFractionsOld You Author:George Carlin
“How old are you? 'I'm four and a half!' You're never thirty-six and a half. You're four and a half, going on five! That's the key.” HalfFiveFourKeysSixAgingThirty Author:George Carlin
“You get into your teens, now they can't hold you back. You jump to the next number, or even a few ahead.” NextNumbersAgingTeens Author:George Carlin
“But then you turn 30. Oooohh, what happened there? Makes you sound like bad milk! He TURNED; we had to throw him out. There's no fun now, you're Just a sour-dumpling. What's wrong? What's changed?” TurnsFunSoundHappenedChangedAgingMilkSourDumplings Author:George Carlin
“You BECOME 21, you TURN 30, then you're PUSHING 40. Whoa! Put on the brakes, it's all slipping away. Before you know it, you REACH 50 and your dreams are gone.” KnowsDreamTurnsGoneAgingYour DreamsPushingSlippingBrakeSlipping Away Author:George Carlin
“But wait!!! You MAKE it to 60. You didn't think you would!” ThinkingWaitingAging Author:George Carlin
“You've built up so much speed that you HIT 70! After that it's a day-by-day thing; you HIT Wednesday!” BuiltAgingSpeedWednesday Author:George Carlin