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“You really are a badass, edgy guy who tells it like it is...about couscous.”

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Jim Norton is a British comedian known for his unique humor style and satirical commentary. Born in July 1968, he has been active in the comedy scene since the 1990s. Norton has gained recognition for his performances in stage, television, and radio, particularly for hosting his comedy show 'The Jim Norton Show'. more

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