“Charles Darwin wrote a famous book in 18 [gibberish]. And that book was an interesting book, cuz it was called "Monkey-Monkey-Monkey-Monkey-Monkey-Monkey-You".”
Quote by Eddie Izzard
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Source: Only Joking: What's So Funny About Making People Laugh?
