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“That's not fair. That's not fair at all. There was time now. There was, was all the time I needed... - Harry Bemis”

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Burgess Meredith
Burgess Meredith

Burgess Meredith was an American actor renowned for his diverse and dynamic performances in film, television, and theater. Born on November 16, 1907, in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, he passed away on September 9, 1997. Meredith achieved widespread acclaim for his roles in classic films like 'A Streetcar Named Desire' and 'The Hustler'. more

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