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“Maybe the future is like rowing for shore. Your only choice is to try or give up.”

Book:Wolves, Boys and Other Things That Might Kill Me

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“Have - have you got an appointment?' he said. 'I don't know,' said Carrot. 'Have we got an appointment?' 'I've got an iron ball with spikes on,' Nobby volunteered. 'That's a morningstar, Nobby.' 'Is it?' 'Yes,' said Carrot. 'An appointment is an engagement to see someone, while a morningstar is a large lump of metal used for viciously crushing skulls. It is important not to confuse the two, isn't it, Mr-?' He raised his eyebrows. 'Boffo, sir. But-' 'So if you could perhaps run along and tell Dr Whiteface we're here with an iron ball with spi- What am I saying? I mean, without an appointment to see him? Please? Thank you.”

Discworld Pratchett Terry Pratchett Carrot Men At Arms Carrot Ironfoundersson Corporal Carrot

Book:Men at Arms

Source: Men at Arms

“I mean, it's a good job we've got a last desperate million-to-one chance to rely on, or we'd really be in trouble!”

Humour Carrot Last Stand

Book:Guards! Guards!

Source: Guards! Guards!

“This signior is sound, safe, ready, and dumb As ever was candle, carrot, or thumb; Then away with these nasty devices, and show How you rate the just merits of Signior Dildo.”

Candle Carrot Thumb Dildo

Book:The Complete Poems

Source: The Complete Poems

“Sergeant Colon was lost in admiration. He’d seen people bluff on a bad hand, but he’d never seen anyone bluff with no cards.”

Humour Carrot

Book:Men at Arms

Source: Men at Arms

“Congratulations! You've correctly discerned the difference between a sitting U.S. senator and a slightly moldy root vegetable. For your skill, you'll receive this limited edition commemorative digital photo.”

Mccain Carrot Moveon Org

Author:MoveOn.org

“One little girl didn't mind the fading sun. Her mittened hands sculpted a snowman, happy to work without distractions. She whispered apologies as she thrust a carrot into his face, assuring him it was for the best and he'd be able to breathe much better now, just try and see.”

Winter Innocence Snowman Little Girl Carrot

Book:The Wake Up

Source: The Wake Up

“When I go to art museums, I push a bag of midget carrots in a baby stroller, and it feels like the stuff on the wall is watching me. As a fatheresque person of curiosity, I feel misunderstood, but at least The Ducks know me.”

Art Curiosity Absurd Ducks Surreal Duck Duck Quote Museum Carrot

Book:Music is fluid, and my saxophone overflows when my ducks slosh in the sounds I make in elevators.

Source: Music is fluid, and my saxophone overflows when my ducks slosh in the sounds I make in elevators.

“Sometimes a carrot is just a carrot.”

Philosophy Simplicity Mundane Cigar Carrot

Author:Monariatw

“When the donkey rides we shall then know that the carrot drew the short straw.”

Future Quote Of The Day Anthony T Hincks The Prophet Avocatorium Donkey Prediction Carrot Short Straw

Author:Anthony T. Hincks

“Maybe, if you can't get someone out of your head they were never meant to leave. Perhaps, they were meant to help change you into the person you have been waiting to become.”

Love Faith Hope Relationships Family Trust Friends Encounters Hello Strangers Faith In Yourself Hanging On Trusting No Coincidences Aquaintances Faith In Others

Author:Shannon L. Alder

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