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“It takes zero politically correct people to screw in a lightbulb because they are perpetually in the dark.”

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Dennis Miller, born on November 3, 1953, is a renowned American comedian. His career began in the late 1970s, and he quickly gained prominence in the comedy world with his unique humor style and sharp wit. more

“My friend is an idiot. He smokes three packs of cigarettes a day. He won't quit, either. His big excuse is, "Why should I quit smoking? Anything could kill me. I could be walking down the street one day and i could be hit by a bus." Maybe if you quit smoking you could cross the street a hell of a lot faster.”

Ifs Should Bigs Three Hell Streets Walking One Day My Friends Crosses Excuse Quitting Smoke Faster Idiot Smoking Bus Cigarette Should I Packs Kill Me I Quit Quit Smoking

Author:Gregg Rogell

“Dangerous he who thinks it safe to die!”

Thinking Dies Dangerous Safe

Author:Publilius Syrus

“A wise ruler should rely on what is under his own control, not on what is under the control of others.”

Should Wise Rely Rulers

Book:Machiavelli: The Prince

Source: Machiavelli: The Prince

“Sorrow's child grieves not what has passed, but all the past still yet to come.”

Children Stills Past Sorrow Grieving

Book:The Complete Lyrics: 1978-2013

Source: The Complete Lyrics: 1978-2013

“The President has only 190 million bosses. The Vice President has 190 million and one.”

President Millions Vices Boss Vice President

Author:Hubert H. Humphrey

“Life and death are the same...Leave karma to karma.”

Karma Life And Death

Author:James Clavell

“Our government is just way too interested in mucking around in Silicon Valley by creating and enforcing rules based on little or no understanding of the consequences.”

Way Littles Government Understanding Creating Consequence Valleys Silicon Silicon Valley

Author:Michael Arrington

“I always got on well with Roberto Mancini and never had a problem with him. Every manager has their own way of working, tactics, and style of play. As a player, you do what the manager says. There are misunderstandings, but generally, everything was fine under Mancini.”

Way Wells Play Problem Player Style Fine Managers Misunderstanding Tactics

Author:Sergio Aguero

“We can actually accelerate the process through meditation, through the ability to find stillness through loving actions, through compassion and sharing, through understanding the nature of the creative process in the universe and having a sense of connection to it. So, that's conscious evolution.”

Action Universe Process Understanding Ability Compassion Creative Meditation Evolution Conscious Connections Stillness Creative Process Accelerate

Author:Deepak Chopra

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