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Quote by Christopher Titus

“The normal make a living. The deranged make history.”

Quote by Christopher Titus

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Christopher Titus

Christopher Titus is an American comedian known for his unique humor style and autobiographical comedy. Born on October 1, 1964, he has had a career in comedy for over 30 years. Titus' work often involves personal experiences, including his family background, marriage, and professional challenges. more

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