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“A young boy shouldn't be given up for hopeless just because he's lazy, surly, and good for nothing. Don't be discouraged by those things - maybe he's just trying to be like his daddy.”

Quote by Gracie Allen

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Gracie Allen, a renowned American comedienne, was born on July 26, 1895, and passed away on August 27, 1964. Known for her unique sense of humor and witty dialogue, she is one of the iconic figures in American comedy during the 20th century. more

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