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“The other day I ... no wait, that wasn't me.”

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Steven Wright, born on December 6, 1955, is a renowned American comedian. Known for his unique humor style and profound jokes, Wright's performances are typically characterized by dry humor and black comedy, which have won him a dedicated following. more

“I was in a job interview and I opened a book and started reading. Then I said to the guy 'Let me ask you a question. If you are in a spaceship that is traveling at the speed of light, and you turn on the headlights, does anything happen?' He said 'I don't know'. I said 'I don't want your job'.”

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“I have a map of the united states .... it's original size ... it says one mile equals one mile.”

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“I'm moving to Mars next week, so if you have any boxes...”

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