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Quote by Jakob Dylan

“I'm waiting for my kids to grow up and get into the Offspring and look at me like I'm a total candy-ass.”

Quote by Jakob Dylan

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Jakob Dylan, born on December 9, 1969, is a talented singer and songwriter. Known for his unique musical style and influential lyrics, he is an important figure in modern rock and folk music. more

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