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“Some of us will never ever find true love. Take, for instance me. And I'm pretty sure that guy right there. And that lady with the sideburns. And basically everybody at table nine.”

Quote by Adam Sandler

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Adam Sandler is a renowned American actor, comedian, screenwriter, and director, born on September 9, 1966. He is known for his unique humor style and exaggerated performances, starring in a number of successful comedy films. more

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