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“People think my friend George is weird because he wears sideburns...behind his ears. I think he's weird because he wears false teeth...with braces on them.”

People Thinking Humor Funny Behinds My Friends Ears Teeth Braces Sideburns

Author:Steven Wright

“Some of us will never ever find true love. Take, for instance me. And I'm pretty sure that guy right there. And that lady with the sideburns. And basically everybody at table nine.”

Guy Tables Nine Instance That Guy Finding True Love Sideburns

Author:Adam Sandler

“You always notice a facelift on a woman. It's a tightness around the ears, and the scar is usually inside the ears. If I suspect it's been done, I usually move around until I can see it. But with a man, it actually pulls your beard and your sideburns back, and that's what's so strange.”

Ifs Men I Can Done Moving Strange Ears Suspects Scar Beard Facelifts Sideburns

Author:Tom Ford

“America does not go abroad in search of monsters to destroy. She is the well-wisher to freedom and independence of all. She is the champion and vindicator only of her own. Sir Anthony Hopkins portrayal of me was adequate. I do believe that my sideburns were of substantially higher quality, however.”

Believe Wells Doe America Quality Higher Independence Monsters Champion Adequate Hopkins Portrayal Sideburns

Author:John Quincy Adams

“America does not go abroad in search of monsters to destroy.”

Doe War America Peace Liberty Libertarian Monsters Anti War Antiwar Make Peace Not War Peace Not War Sea Of Monsters Sideburns

Author:John Quincy Adams

“Sam: For once in my life, I was here and nowhere else.”

Book:Shiver Trilogy (Shiver, Linger, Forever)

Source: Shiver Trilogy (Shiver, Linger, Forever)

“I touched my lips to hers again, and this time, it was a very different sort of kiss. It was six years’ worth of kissing, her lips coming to life under mine, tasting of orange and of desire. Her fingers ran through my sideburns and into my hair before linking around my neck, alive and cool on my warm skin. I was wild and tame and pulled into shreds and crushed into being all at once. For once in my human life, my mind didn’t wander to compose a song lyric or store the moment for later reflection. For once in my life, I was here and nowhere else. -Sam”

“I was wild and tame and pulled into shreds and crushed into being all at once.”

Crushed Sideburns

Book:Shiver Series (Shiver, Linger, Forever, Sinner)

Source: Shiver Series (Shiver, Linger, Forever, Sinner)

“He...boasted an unassuming mustache, which was perched atop his upper lip cautiously, as though it were slightly embarrassed to be there and would like to slide away and become a sideburn or something more fashionable.”

Lips Embarrassed Slides Fashionable Mustache Unassuming Sideburns

Author:Gail Carriger