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“Why did the 14-year old Mexican girl end up pregnant? Because her teacher told her to go do an essay.”

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Carlos Mencia
Carlos Mencia

Carlos Mencia, born on October 22, 1967, is a renowned comedian from Mexico. Known for his humorous and insightful style, Mencia has made a significant impact on the comedy scene with his ability to reveal social phenomena through humor. more

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