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“What would you do if you were President, and, on the first day of May, the Russian Ambassador presented you with a beautiful cake which emitted a curious ticking noise? Would you plunge it into a pail of water - thus insulting Soviet cuisine in general?”

Quote by W. C. Fields

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Fields for President

This book delves into the world of politics, focusing on the personal journey of a character vying for the highest office. The narrative examines the complexities of political ambition and the impact of leadership on society. more

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W. C. Fields
W. C. Fields

W.C. Fields, born William Claude Dukenfield, was a renowned American comedian and film star. Known for his distinctive humor and exaggerated performance style, he became famous during the silent and early sound film era of the 1920s and 1930s. Fields was recognized for his comical appearance and unique voice, and his characters often had a cunning and witty quality. more

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