“What would you do if you were President, and, on the first day of May, the Russian Ambassador presented you with a beautiful cake which emitted a curious ticking noise? Would you plunge it into a pail of water - thus insulting Soviet cuisine in general?”
Quote by W. C. Fields
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Fields for President
This book delves into the world of politics, focusing on the personal journey of a character vying for the highest office. The narrative examines the complexities of political ambition and the impact of leadership on society. more
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