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“Punctuality is one of the cardinal business virtues: always insist on it in your subordinates.”

Quote by Don Marquis

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Don Marquis, an American humorist, was born on July 29, 1878, and died on December 29, 1937. He is known for his witty short stories and column articles, with his most famous work being the 'Archy and Mehitabel' series. more

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