“No man is regular in his attendance at the House of Commons until he is married.” MenFunnyHouseMarriageMarriedWittyWedding AnniversaryAttendanceHouse Of Commons Author:Benjamin Disraeli
“I don't have any pets, so I get to walk around the house naked. So I'm more free.” HouseWalksNakedPet Author:Brendon Urie
“Could I imagine being a piano? That'd be awesome. I'd throw a D-minor at you to make you sad, then an F-major to make you happy!” ImagineMajorsPianoMinorsMake You Happy Author:Brendon Urie
“It's ignorant! The stereotype is guys that are weak and have failing relationships write about how sad they are. If you listen to our songs, not one of them has that tone. Emo is bullshit! If people want to take it for the literal sense of the word, then yes, we're an emotional band, we put a lot of thought into what we do. People always try to stereotype us, but we don't fit the emo stereotype.” PeopleIfsWantWritingTryingGuySongFailingEmotionalFitBandWeakIgnorantToneBullshitStereotypeLiteralEmo Author:Brendon Urie
“We're weird guys. I don't know if a lot of people get our humor. A lot of people probably think we're jerks. We're real sarcastic. Really ironic and stuff. We mean well, but we joke around probably a lot more than we should.” PeopleIfsThinkingKnowsShouldWellsMeanRealGuyStuffJokesSarcasticIronicJerk Author:Brendon Urie
“I always have a picture in my head of what I want. I will literally do anything to make it happen. I will kill myself; I will run myself into the ground to make it happen how I want it to happen.” WantHappensRunningMake It Happen Author:Vic Fuentes
“Today I saw cancer, cigarettes, and shortness of breath. This is why I walk to the ocean. Swim with sharks and jellyfish. I may never get this chance again. This is why if you want to kiss, you should kiss. If you want to cry, you should cry. And if you want to live, you should live. You don't have to love me. You already did.” IfsWantShouldMayTodayChanceWalksSawsCryKissingOceanBreathsCancerSwimCigaretteSharksShortnessJellyfish Author:Ryan Ross
“I wish the camera could smell my armpits. Dude, mine smell good.” WishMinesCamerasSmellArmpits Author:Ryan Ross