“I haven't seen someone so overmatched since Mike Tyson tried to recite the alphabet.”
Quote by Dennis Miller
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Dennis Miller
Dennis Miller, born on November 3, 1953, is a renowned American comedian. His career began in the late 1970s, and he quickly gained prominence in the comedy world with his unique humor style and sharp wit. more
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Source: Opium: The Illustrated Diary of His Cure