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“I'm a little bit too obsessed with the news. I find the news easier to follow than narrative entertainment programs.”

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Jon Stewart, born on November 28, 1962, is an American satirist, comedian, writer, and television host. He is best known for his work on 'The Daily Show', where he used satire and humor to deeply analyze American politics and social issues. more

“But the main thing I don't want to be is un-funny. That's really the mandate. Just whatever we're doing, make it as funny as we can possibly make it. And believe me, if the show starts going down, we'll introduce a baby. We'll do everything that they did on `Family Ties.' I'm not afraid of that.”

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“Remember that guy who got gored by a bull and the bull pulled his underwear off and he had to run around the ring naked? If that footage comes out, I'll run that.”

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“To me, that's where a lot of satire lies. News used to hold itself to a higher plane and slowly it has dissolved into, well, me.”

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“I mean, I'm not hoping for the apes and the monolith. I'm hoping for controlled chaos to assist us.”

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“Hopefully the only things off-limits are crummy jokes, but being a standup comedian, I know that's not always the case... You know it when you have to take a shower afterward.”

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“As we approach the millennium with sort of the idea that society is going to start spiraling into chaos, I'd love to be making jokes about that. Who wants to miss out on that? If the world is going to end, I want to be there the night before, goofing off.”

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“The value of holding a grudge. And to always refer to my father sarcastically as Mr. Wonderful.”

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“Never name it after yourself. Maybe we'll throw a with in there. That seems to work. Like Late Show With David Letterman.”

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“I really like to put my name on everything, so my roommate doesn't steal it. It's really a throwback to that.”

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“A man who cannot be enticed by money or intimidated by the threat of jail or death has two of the strongest weapons that anyone has to offer.”

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