“Us ballplayers do things backward. First we play, then we retire and go to work.” FirstsPlayBaseballRetiringBaseball PlayerFunny Baseball Author:Charlie Gehringer
“The funny thing about these uniforms is that you hang them in the closet and they get smaller and smaller.” BaseballUniformsClosetsFunny ThingsFunny Baseball Author:Curt Flood
“I do feel a lot of times like I'm out of my league with my kids in terms of what my responsibility is.” FeelsKidsTermResponsibilityLeague Author:Louis C. K.
“He's the strangest hitter in baseball. Figure him out one way and he'll kill you another.” WayFiguresBaseballOne Way Author:Sandy Koufax
“As a nation we are dedicated to keeping physically fit - and parking as close to the stadium as possible.” NationsFitWalkingBaseballDedicatedHikingTrekkingStadiumsParkingFeet And WalkingPhysically Fit Author:Bill Vaughan
“A man once told me to walk with the Lord. I'd rather walk with the bases loaded.” MenWalksLordBaseballBasesLoadedFunny Baseball Author:Ken Singleton
“Lasorda's standard reply when some new kid would ask directions to the whirlpool was to tell him to stick his foot in the toilet and flush it.” KidsAsksFeetStandardsBaseballSticksToiletsWhirlpools Author:Steve Garvey
“If you don't succeed at first, try pitching.” IfsTryingFirstsSucceedBaseballPitching Author:Jack Harshman
“He looks like a greyhound, but he runs like a bus.” LooksRunningBaseballBusGreyhoundsHome Plate Author:George Brett
“Baseball is the most perfect of games, solid, true, pure and precious as diamonds. If only life were so simple. Within the baselines anything can happen. Tides can reverse; oceans can open. That's why they say, we don't stop playing because we get old. We get old because we stop playing.” IfsInspirationalHappensMotivationalGamesSimplePerfectPureOceanBaseballDiamondTidesReverseAnything Can Happen Author:Satchel Paige