“What always staggers me is that when people blow their noses, they always look into their hankies to see what came out. What do they expect to find?”
Quote by Billy Connolly
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Billy Connolly
Billy Connolly, born on November 24, 1942, is a Scottish comedian, comedy writer, film actor, and singer. His career began in the 1960s, and he became known for his unique sense of humor and versatile performance style. Connolly has gained acclaim for his performances in theater, television, and film, particularly in the comedy genre. His work spans a variety of styles and is beloved by audiences worldwide. more
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