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“And then there's the personal question so many of Lassie's fans want to ask: Is he allowed on the furniture? Of course he is-but, then, he's the one who paid for it.”

Quote by Julia Glass

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Julia Glass is a renowned American novelist born on March 23, 1956. Her works are known for their profound character development and unique narrative style, which have won her a wide audience. more

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