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“Ben Carson actually lost a tooth. Which explains why he said that under his leadership, Americans would be entitled to 'life, liberty, and the purthuit of happineth.'”

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Jimmy Fallon

Jimmy Fallon, born in September 1974, is an American television host. He is widely recognized for hosting 'The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon', a show known for its interactive and entertaining nature. Fallon is known for his humorous hosting style and engaging interactions with guests. more

“Former New York Governor George Pataki may enter the race for president. It's not definite, but he tweeted that he'll announce his 2016 plans on May 28 in New Hampshire. Well, what's he gonna do, go to New Hampshire to say he's NOT running? That's like getting down on one knee and saying, 'I think it's time to see other people.'”

People Thinking Wells May Running President Race Plans New York Former Knees Governors Definite Hampshire New Hampshire

Author:Jimmy Fallon

“Hillary Clinton's younger brother Tony is facing criticism for using the Clintons' political connections to help his career. So on the down side, she has a sketchy brother named Tony. On the up side, she just locked up every vote in New Jersey.”

Helping Political Sides Careers Brother Criticism Connections Vote Clinton Locked Jersey New Jersey Locked Up Younger Brother Sketchy

Author:Jimmy Fallon

“They're making a movie about Barack and Michelle Obama's first date, called 'Southside With You,' and the producers say they've already cast someone to play young Barack Obama. Now, I'm not saying the president has aged a lot but that young actor is Morgan Freeman.”

Firsts Play Young Actors President Casts Producers Barack Freeman Young Actors First Date

Author:Jimmy Fallon

“The White House encouraged Tom Brady to be more of a role model. They would've said more, but there was a drunken Secret Service agent streaking across the Rose Garden.”

Said House White Secret Roles Models Garden Rose Agents White House Role Models Toms Secret Service Brady Rose Garden

Author:Jimmy Fallon