“Through the study of fossils I had already been initiated into the mysteries of prehistoric creations.” StudyMysteryCreationFossilsPrehistoric Author:Pierre Loti
“On the Continent stray cats are judged individually on their merit-some are loved, some are only respected; in England they are universally worshipped as in ancient Egypt.” CatEnglandAncientMeritJudgedContinentsEgyptAncient EgyptStray Cats Author:George Mikes
“In England the boy pats his adored one on the back and says softly, "I don't object, you know." If he is quite mad with passion, he may add: "I rather fancy you, in fact.” IfsKnowsMayFactsPassionBoysObjectsEnglandMadAddFancyCourtship Author:George Mikes
“You must not refuse any additional cups of tea under the following circumstances: if it is hot; if it is cold; if you are tired; if anybody thinks that you might be tired; if you are nervous; if you are gay; before you go out; if you are out; if you have just returned home; if you feel like it; if you do not feel like it; if you have had no tea for some time; if you have just had a cup.” IfsThinkingFeelsHomeMightColdCircumstancesGayHotTiredFollowingRefuseNervousCupsTeaCups Of Tea Author:George Mikes
“People on the Continent either tell you the truth or lie; in England they hardly ever lie, but they would not dream of telling you the truth.” PeopleDreamFunnyLyingHumorousEnglandContinents Author:George Mikes
“Once you start buying first aid kits you start having accidents.” FirstsAccidentsAidsPreparationBuying Author:George Mikes
“If somebody tells you an obviously untrue story, on the Continent you would remark, "You are a liar, Sir, and a rather dirty one at that." In England you just say "Oh, is that so?" Or "That's rather an unusual story, isn't it?” IfsStoriesEnglandDirtyLiarsUnusualContinentsRemarksUntrueTrue StoryRudeness Author:George Mikes
“On the Continent there is one topic which should be avoided-the weather; in England, if you do not repeat the phrase "Lovely day, isn't it?" at least two hundred times a day, you are considered a bit dull.” IfsShouldTwoBitsHundredEnglandLovelyWeatherPhrasesRepeatsDullContinentsTopicsAvoidedLovely Day Author:George Mikes
“Learn that clothes are there to suit your life, not to run” RunningFashionClothesSuits Author:John Weitz