“The future will soon be a thing of the past.”
Book:Napalm & Silly Putty
Quote by George Carlin
Work
Napalm & Silly Putty
This book features a series of short stories that blend dark humor with fantastical elements, creating a unique and often absurd narrative style. more
Author
George Carlin
George Carlin, born on May 12, 1937, in New York, USA, was a renowned American comedian, writer, and actor. His career began in the 1960s, and he became famous for his unique sense of humor and insightful observations on social phenomena. Carlin was known for his sharp wit and satirical take on politics, religion, language, and culture, often sparking controversy but also winning widespread acclaim. more
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