Home / Quotes / Quote by Jay Leno

Quote by Jay Leno

“Former Enron founder Ken Lay and CEO Jeffrey Skilling found guilty in the Enron case. Ken Lay is so guilty I'm surprised people aren't calling him Congressman Ken Lay. Wait 'till these guys find out in prison that insider trading has a whole new meaning.”

Quote by Jay Leno

Author

Jay Leno (born April 28, 1950) is an American comedian, television host, writer, and car enthusiast. He is best known for hosting NBC's The Tonight Show from 1992 to 2009, and again from 2010 to 2014. Known for his gentle humor, observational comedy, and distinctive chin, Leno became a household name in late-night television. Beyond comedy, he is a passionate car collector with a vast collection of vehicles. He also engages in philanthropy, supporting education, healthcare, and veteran causes. Leno's career spans decades, and he is regarded as one of the most successful talk show hosts in American history. more

You May Also Like

“Well, there's a bright side to this for Ken Lay. You know, throughout the years Ken Lay has been a big campaign contributor to the Republican Party. So now, he'll be able to meet with those same people when he goes to prison.”

People Knows Years Wells Has Beens Bigs Able Sides Party Republican Lays Prison Campaigns Republican Party Bright Side Contributors

Author:Jay Leno

“Playboy magazine is now doing a 'Women of Enron' pictorial spread. ... Apparently the only thing these women have left to shred is their dignity.”

Left Dignity Spread Magazines Playboy Pictorial Enron Playboy Magazine

Author:Jay Leno

“Are you getting a big kick out of the Enron scandal? I find this interesting that whenever a big crisis starts, people start showing up in church. So, Ken Lay shows up in church this weekend. Church officials are still looking for the collection plates.”

People Stills Shows Bigs Church Interesting Crisis Lays Kicks Officials Collections Weekend Plates Scandal Showing Up Enron Enron Scandal

Author:David Letterman

“The White House again refused to turn over discussions Vice President Cheney had with Enron officials over energy policy. Cheney said if he had to disclose every time some business donated a ton of money then came in to write its own policy to govern itself, he wouldn't get any work done.”

Ifs Writing Said Done Turns House Energy President White Policy Vices Discussion Officials White House Vice President Work Done Enron Energy Policy

Author:Dennis Miller

“Some members of Congress now are complaining they are underpaid. They want to propose a pay raise. You can't blame them. A lot of them took a big income hit when Enron folded.”

Want Bigs Pay Members Raises Blame Congress Complaining Income Propose Enron Underpaid

Author:Jay Leno

“The CEO of Enron, Jeffrey Skilling, married one of the Enron secretaries this week. It's amazing how romantic these Enron guys can be when they realize that wives can't be forced to testify against their husbands. Skilling said today she was the best secretary Enron had ever had. She could shred 950 words a minute. ... I guess they are on their honeymoon right now. That's going pretty well. Hey, he's used to screwing Enron employees.”

Wells Said Today Used Guy Realizing Wife Week Minutes Right Now Husband Married Hey Employee Secretary Ceo Honeymoon Enron

Author:Jay Leno

“Over the weekend, former Enron executives Jeffrey Skilling and Rebecca Carter married each other during a huge ceremony in Houston. The happy couple is planning to honeymoon for three weeks in front of Congress.”

Three Week Fronts Huge Couple Married Congress Planning Former Executives Weekend Ceremony Carter Houston Honeymoon Enron Rebecca Happy Couple

Author:Conan O'Brien

“Former Enron CEO Jeffrey Skilling appeared before Congress. Do you think they even bothered swearing him in? Now he is denying he lied to Congress last week. He's saying it was just the liquor talking.”

Thinking Lasts Talking Week Congress Former Ceo Lied Bothered Liquor Swearing Enron He Lied

Author:Jay Leno

“The Houston Astros want to change the name of Enron Field where they play. I guess the Enron name could cause problems for them. Like players could steal a base and then deny it.”

Want Play Problem Names Causes Player Fields Deny Stealing Houston Enron

Author:Jay Leno

“In the Enron scandal, whistleblower Sherron Watkins is now calling herself Enron Brokovitch. She testified Ken Lay was duped by the other executives. Oh, yeah. When is the last time you got duped and made $100 million?”

Made Lasts Millions Calling Yeah Lays Executives Last Time Scandal Enron Whistleblowers Enron Scandal

Author:Jay Leno