“I prefer to remember the happy things over 10 years, the things that went well. Let me see, what did go well?” Quote by Rudolf Bing
“Our modern society is engaged in polishing and decorating the cage in which man is kept imprisoned.” MenSocietyModernEngagedCagesModern SocietyDecorating Author:Nirmalananda
“My father never missed a drink in his life. Or a joint. Or a party. Or a chance to get laid. He also never missed a day of work, or a house payment, or a car payment. I never went hungry, although he did a couple of times so I wouldn't.” FatherHouseChancePartyCarCoupleDrinkHungryJointsPaymentGetting LaidCar Payments Author:Christopher Titus
“Screw normal. You know why? 'Cause if you're normal, the crowd will accept you. But if you're deranged, the crowd will make you their leader.” IfsKnowsCausesLeaderAcceptingNormalCrowdsScrewsDeranged Author:Christopher Titus
“I bet a guy at a bar 50 bucks that I was more dysfunctional than he was. He raped me. So I tipped him. I'm very competitive.” GuyBarsBucks Author:Christopher Titus
“I am a patriot, and I protest speed limits by exceeding them.” LimitsSpeedProtestPatriotSpeed Limits Author:Christopher Titus
“And one more thing I want to be clear about - I know who I am. I am just a very thin layer of charming with some funny sprinkles wrapped around a huge creamy center of raging arrogant a-hole. I got it.” KnowsWantClearHugeRageHolesWho I AmLayersArrogantCharmingSprinkles Author:Christopher Titus
“I lost 28 pounds in my divorce... because that's what a soul weighs.” SoulLostDivorcePounds Author:Christopher Titus
“I don't fail. I succeed at finding out what doesn't work.” FailingSucceedFindings Author:Christopher Titus