“In my view this is not democracy, but a zoo.... It was exactly what we expected, but not on that scale nor in that form. In a word, it was nothing but a zoo, you can't put it better” FormViewsDemocracyExpectedScalesMemorableZoos Author:Alexander Lukashenko
“We do not need an imported system for falsifying elections! We will create our own, one run by the state!” NeedsStatesRunningElectionMemorable Author:Alexander Lukashenko
“I look at Obama, a young man, a good-looking person. That is my first impression, I feel sorry for him. He looks 100 percent like Lukashenko, when I came to power after the breakup of the Soviet Union” MenFeelsFirstsLooksPersonsYoungPercentUnionsSorryImpressionYoung ManMemorableBreakupSovietSoviet UnionLooking GoodFirst ImpressionSorry For Him Author:Alexander Lukashenko
“I don't really understand what a dictator is, but on the other hand I sometimes, in a nice way, envy myself," he said. "I am the last and only dictator in Europe and indeed there are none anywhere else in the world.” WorldWaySaidSometimesHandsLastsNiceEuropeEnvyMemorableDictator Author:Alexander Lukashenko
“Whoever was shouting about dictatorship there... when I heard that, I thought: it's better to be a dictator than gay.” HeardGayMemorableDictatorshipDictatorShouting Author:Alexander Lukashenko
“Look outside the window. Do you see the fence outside the palace? Do you see any guards? This is a country where everyone is safe.” LooksCountrySafeWindowMemorableFencePalaces Author:Alexander Lukashenko
“The genius writer was correct. In obtaining freedom, man suddenly understands that he has shouldered a heavy burden, because freedom involves responsibility. A person must make decisions himself and himself answer for them.” MenPersonsDecisionAnswersResponsibilityGeniusBurdenHeavyMemorableObtainingHeavy Burdens Author:Alexander Lukashenko
“When I was a 21-year-old intern at CBS, I was told I had crossed eyes and shouldn't try to be on air. That's when I decided I was going to be behind the scenes.” TryingYearsEyeBehindsAirSceneDecidedBehind The Scenes Author:Andy Cohen
“A thug only understands you when you speak his language” SpeakLanguageMemorableThug Author:Alexander Lukashenko
“Russell Brand has announced that he plans to write a series of children's books. First up: 'Horton Hears a Heroin Dealer.'” WritingFirstsChildrenBookHumorFunnyLaughingPlansDrugHumorousSeriesPlanningBrandsComedianMemorableSarcasticHeroinDealerChildren's BooksHumoristsAnnouncementsDrug DealersAnnouncingFunny JokesFunny DrugPunchlinesDruggies Author:Joan Rivers