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“I got a pit bull from a shelter, so my whole life is centered on this dog, and I've been writing a lot of dog jokes. I should probably give up now, because I'm writing jokes about my dog.”

Quote by Joe Mande

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Joe Mande, born on March 16, 1983, is a renowned stand-up comedian from the United States. Known for his unique sense of humor and sharp wit, Mande has made a name for himself through his satirical and self-deprecating style. He has contributed to several comedy shows as a writer and actor, winning numerous awards in the process. more

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“My first time performing was in the black box theater of my high school's basement as a member of 'Clownaz,' the school's improv team. We charged money for tickets, saying the proceeds went to our school's recycling program. Then, immediately after the show, we divided up all the money and kept it.”

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“Americans are quite skeptical about the goal of promoting democracy. People feel it's a desirable goal, but, from a commonsense point of view, both Republicans and Democrats have come to the conclusion that democracy is something that countries can only come to on their own.”

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