“Snow White and the Seven Dwarves - it turned little people into crass stereotypes.” Quote by Jedediah Bila
“Every Harry Potter film features Lord Voldemort, who stereotypes evil. And movies that discriminate against evil have no place on campus, because evil has feelings, too. Terrorists cry during commercials and mad bombers enjoy long walks and campfires, too.” LongFeelingsFilmEvilEnjoyWalksLordCryMadTerroristFeaturesHarry PotterStereotypePottersCampusBombersCampfireLong WalksLord VoldemortHarry Potter Film Author:Jedediah Bila
“I don't like watchingpeople get shot so I would be a little skittish about that - squeamish, but I must say, I don't think the argument that this is going to offend Muslims is a legitimate argument.” ThinkingLittlesWould BeShotsArgument Author:Jedediah Bila
“Is your relationship strong enough to survive a trip to Ikea? Is their furniture strong enough to survive a relationship? Have you ever bought a bed there?” EnoughStrongBedOur RelationshipFurnitureStrong EnoughIkea Author:Greg Gutfeld
“Want to know the key to a long-lasting relationship? Don't go with your loved one to Ikea. One psychologist says the stress of a visit to the popular furniture store can cause serious friction between couples, whether it's disputes over what to buy or spats while you assemble the items that you bought there.” KnowsWantLongCausesSeriousKeysCoupleStressStoresLastingLoved OnesFurnitureItemsDisputesPsychologistFrictionLong LastingSpatsIkeaLasting RelationshipLong Lasting Relationship Author:Juan Williams
“The best thing about Ikea - I'm going to do a quiz here - the names. Do you know what a Floria Fin (ph) is? It's a candle. A Pogestra (ph) - table. A Bar Grick (ph) is a plate, an Eterleeg (ph) is a wine glass and a Scuggle (ph) is the name of my third nipple.” KnowsNamesThirdsTablesWineGlassesBarsBest ThingsDo You KnowCandlePlatesWine GlassNipplesFinsQuizIkea Author:Greg Gutfeld
“I want to make a positive point of Ikea. It makes income inequality a minor distraction.” WantIncomeInequalityDistractionMinorsIncome InequalityIkea Author:Greg Gutfeld
“My parents, last time we went to Ikea, got into a huge fight, almost got divorced. My dad accidentally put his fist through the wood. I don't know what it was made of. Just going there it's like a maze. My mom makes me go. I get lost. It's very stressful.” KnowsMadeLastsFightingLostParentHugeMomDadMy DadMy MomWoodsLast TimeFistsDivorcedStressfulMazesIkea Author:Jedediah Bila
“Don't quit your day jobs, boys, but always keep your sense of humor.” JobsBoysQuittingSense Of HumorDay Jobs Author:Kimberly Guilfoyle