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“Is your relationship strong enough to survive a trip to Ikea? Is their furniture strong enough to survive a relationship? Have you ever bought a bed there?”

Quote by Greg Gutfeld

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Greg Gutfeld, born on September 12, 1964, is a well-known television personality in the United States. He has made a name for himself in the television industry with his unique sense of humor and candid remarks as a host of various television shows. more

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