“It's so much baby and so much amniotic fluid, it's crazy. If we have a 10 pounder, pray for me!” Quote by Jessica Simpson
“I am definitely feeling 'intimate.' I'm kind of unstoppable at the moment! Like the big 'O' is like the biggest 'O' ever.” KindMomentsFeelingsBigsIntimatePregnancyUnstoppable Author:Jessica Simpson
“There is only one, believe it or not. I did get knocked up by a baller. A big football player.” BelieveBigsPlayerFootballPregnancyFootball PlayerKnocked UpBallers Author:Jessica Simpson
“I feel like I have a bowling ball sitting on my hoo-ha.” FeelsSittingBallsPregnancyBowling Author:Jessica Simpson
“I just started calling myself 'Swamp A-.' Like, I have swamp a- right now. I had major swamp a- because I was wearing these Spanx to hold in my gut ... It's like the bayou up in that region.” CallingRight NowMajorsGutsRegionsPregnancySwampsBayouSpanx Author:Jessica Simpson
“The average pregnant woman farts 15 times that!” AveragePregnancyPregnantFartPregnant Women Author:Jessica Simpson
“By far the most common craving of pregnant women is not to be pregnant.” CommonBabyBirthPregnancyPregnantCravingPregnant WomenWere PregnantBeing PregnantBeautiful Pregnancy Author:Phyllis Diller
“I have come, Sire, to complain of one of your subjects who has been so audacious as to kick me in the belly.” Has BeensSubjectsBirthComplainingKicksPregnancyBellyAudacious Author:Marie Antoinette
“If you want to know the feeling [of labor pain], just take your bottom lip and pull it over your head.” IfsKnowsWantFeelingsPainBirthLaborBottomLipsOver YouPregnancy Author:Carol Burnett
“It is not only that we want to bring about an easy labor, without risking injury to the mother or the child; we must go further. We must understand that childbirth is fundamentally a spiritual, as well as a physical, achievement. . . The birth of a child is the ultimate perfection of human love.” WantHumansWellsChildrenSpiritualMotherEasyBirthAchievementLaborPerfectionUltimateInjuryPregnancyChildbirthHuman LoveBirth Of A Child Author:Grantly Dick-Read
“According to physiological law, all natural, normal functions of the body are achieved without peril or pain. Birth is a natural, normal physiological function for normal, healthy women and their healthy babies. It can, therefore, be inferred that healthy women, carrying healthy babies, can safely birth without peril or pain.” BodyPainLawNaturalBabyBirthHealthyNormalFunctionPregnancyPerilChildbirthPhysiological Author:John Dye