“Right now I feel that I've got my feet on the ground as far as my head is concerned.” FeelsHumorFunnyFeetRight NowConcernedFeet On The Ground Author:Bo Belinsky
“One cubic foot less of space and it would have constituted adultery.” HumorFunnySpaceFeetAdultery Author:Robert Benchley
“If you open that Pandora's Box you never know what Trojan 'orses will jump out.” IfsKnowsHumorFunnyBoxesPandoraTrojansPandora's Box Author:Ernest Bevin
“The mark of a good party is that you wake up the next morning wanting to change your name and start a new life in a different city.” DifferentHumorFunnyNextNamesPartyCitiesMorningMarkWake UpNew LifeGood Party Author:Vance Bourjaily
“He is like a female llama surprised in her bath.” HumorFunnyFemaleBathsLlamas Author:Winston Churchill