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“In California, thieves have three choices: They can go to prison, Sacramento, or Washington D.C.”

Quote by Burt Prelutsky

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Burt Prelutsky is an American screenwriter born on January 5, 1940. His work spans across film, television, and radio, known for its humor and satirical style. more

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