“Remember there is no way you can give the father custody of the children without getting a divorce.”
Quote by Phyllis Diller
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Phyllis Diller
Phyllis Diller was an iconic American comedienne, born on July 17, 1917, and passed away on August 20, 2012. Known for her unique comedic style and exaggerated performance, she was a prominent figure in the American comedy scene in the mid-20th century. more
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“It's a certain kind of immortality, because those Disney films do go on and on and on.”
“My timing is so precise, a heckler would have to make an appointment just to get a word in.”
“Nothing was happening in the bedroom. I nicknamed our waterbed the Dead Sea.”
“I met my husband when a friend sent him over to my house to cure my hiccoughs.”
“If it weren't for my adam's apple, I'd have no shape at all.”
Source: Like a Lampshade in a Whorehouse: My Life in Comedy