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Quote by Bob Hope

“Some people put us down. But I still haven't heard of any Americans trying to swim across the border into Mexico!”

Quote by Bob Hope

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This book delves into the life and career of Bob Hope, a prominent figure in American entertainment known for his comedic performances and military USO tours. more

Author

Bob Hope, an American legendary comedian, was born on May 29, 1903, and passed away on July 27, 2003. Known for his humorous and entertaining performances, he achieved great success in various fields of entertainment. more

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