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“The Americans are extremely gadget minded people and American gadgets have a peculiar characteristic: they work.”

Quote by George Mikes

Book:How to scrape skies: the United States explored, rediscovered and explained

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How to scrape skies: the United States explored, rediscovered and explained

This book delves into the rich tapestry of the United States, tracing its exploration and rediscovery over time. It provides a detailed examination of the country's diverse landscapes, cultural heritage, and historical milestones, offering readers a nuanced understanding of its complex identity. more

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George Mikes was a Hungarian-British author born on February 15, 1912, and died on August 15, 1987. He was known for his humorous and satirical writing style. Mikes' works covered a variety of themes, including travel literature, humorous novels, and autobiography. more

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