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“This country is so urbanized we think low-fat milk comes from cows on Nutri/System weight-loss plans.”

Quote by P. J. O'Rourke

Book:Thrown Under the Omnibus: A Reader

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Thrown Under the Omnibus: A Reader

This book is a compilation of essays that delve into the essence of reading and the profound impact literature has on individuals and society. The essays explore various aspects of the reading experience, including the pleasure of reading, the transformative power of books, and the role of literature in shaping cultural identity and understanding. more

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P. J. O'Rourke, born on November 14, 1947, is a renowned satirical writer known for his humorous and satirical commentary on political and social issues. His distinctive writing style, characterized by wit and sharpness, has won him a wide readership. more

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