“I'm pretty sarcastic, and sometimes that doesn't come across on the Internet. It seems I'm being rude or stupid.” Quote by Sky Ferreira
“I'm very bubbly, so when people meet me, they sometimes think I'm fake. I'm excited to meet new people, but I guess I sound I'm being sarcastic.” PeopleThinkingSometimesSoundExcitedFakeSarcasticMeeting New PeopleBeing Sarcastic Author:Lyndsy Fonseca
“My brothers are both 6 ft. 5 in., and if you have younger brothers who are bigger than you then you have to learn the ancient martial art of sarcasm.” IfsArtBrotherBiggerAncientMy BrotherSarcasmMartial ArtsSarcasticYounger Brother Author:Nick Moran
“My natural-born sarcasm, when it's unimpeded, can be a bit overbearing at times and I'm the first to admit that.” FirstsBitsBornNaturalSarcasmSarcasticOverbearing Author:Tom Bergeron
“My son Cooper has just turned ten and the sarcasm fairy has already started to take up residence inside his body. Not only am I living with my mother - again! - but I've also got her mini-me to contend with.” BodyMotherSonTenFairySarcasmSarcasticMy SonResidenceMini Me Author:Melissa Rivers
“My whole family is very sarcastic and constantly making jokes.” WholeJokesSarcasticWhole FamilyVery Sarcastic Author:Emily Deschanel
“On whether Blurred Lines' video is sexist: I don't. I really appreciate the people who watch out for that stuff, and I'm sensitive to those sort of things. On the surface level, the naked women dancing, I understand that can be perceived that way. But we're directed to have a sort of confidence, a sarcastic attitude about the whole situation.” PeopleWayWholeStuffLinesLevelsAttitudeSituationWatchesAppreciateDancingSurfaceVideoNakedSensitiveSarcasticSexist Author:Emily Ratajkowski
“...Never tell a ticket agent, "As a matter of fact, I DID accept items from persons unknown to me! A nice man in a chadar gave me this awesome luggage freshener with a clock attached!" Federal regulations require them to have no idea you're joking as they riddle your body with bullets.” MenPersonsIdeasMatterFactsBodyAcceptingNiceYour BodyAgentsNo IdeaClockSarcasticRegulationTicketsBulletsItemsMatter Of FactRiddleLuggageNice Man Author:Seanbaby
“I have discovered the art of deceiving diplomats. I tell them the truth and they never believe me.” BelieveArtTruthLyingDeceitSarcasticBelieve In MeDeceivingDiplomacyHypeDiplomats Author:Camillo Benso, Count of Cavour
“It goes Christmas, New Year's Eve, Valentine's Day. Is that fair to anyone who's alone? These are all days you gotta be with someone. And if you didn't get around to killing yourself at Christmas or New Year's, boom! There's Valentine's Day. I think there should be one more after Valentine's Day just called, 'Who could love you?'” IfsThinkingShouldYearsLove YouFairsKillingSarcasticNew YearValentineValentine's DayNew Years EveKilling YourselfFunny Valentines DayAnti Valentine Author:Laura Kightlinger
“German in the most extravagantly ugly language - it sounds like someone using a sick bag on a 747.” LanguageSoundSickUglyBagsSarcastic Author:Willie Rushton