“My whole family is very sarcastic and constantly making jokes.”
Quote by Emily Deschanel
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“German in the most extravagantly ugly language - it sounds like someone using a sick bag on a 747.”
“At first I thought he was walking a dog. Then I realized it was his date.”
Source: The Last Rose of Summer
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