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“Committee, n.: A group of people that, when given the task of deciding whether to start array indices from either 0 or 1, compromises to declare that they are to start from 0.5.”

Quote by Stan Kelly-Bootle

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Stan Kelly-Bootle

Stan Kelly-Bootle, born in 1929 in the United Kingdom, was a renowned author whose works spanned various fields, including literature, philosophy, and technology. Known for his unique perspective and in-depth analysis of complex issues, Kelly-Bootle made significant contributions to the understanding of technology and its impact on society. more

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