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“It wouldn't happen... There hasn't been one publication by a monkey”

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Karl Pilkington is a British television personality known for his humor and genuine personality. Born on September 23, 1972, he gained popularity through his appearances on shows like 'The Ricky Gervais Show' and 'QI'. more

“There was some women in a café the other week that I was sat in, and she came up and she sat down with her mate and she was talkin' loudly goin' on about "oh the baby's lovely." They said it's got, er, lovely big eyes, er, really big hands and feet. Now that doesn't sound like a nice baby to me. I felt like sayin' it sounds like a frog. But I thought I don't know her, there's only so much you can say to a stranger. I don't know what kept me from sayin' it.”

Knows Said Hands Bigs Eye Felt Sound Nice Week Feet Baby Stranger Lovely Sat Mates They Said Frogs Hands And Feet Eavesdropping Big Eyes

Author:Karl Pilkington

“They keep saying that sea levels are rising an' all this. It's nowt to do with the icebergs melting, it's because there's too many fish in it. Get rid of some of the fish and the water will drop. Simple. Basic science.”

Water Simple Levels Sea Ocean Climate Change Fishes Rising Melting Environmentalism Iceberg

Author:Karl Pilkington

“The crow wished everything was black, the Owl, that everything was white.”

Black White Animal Bird Crow Owl

Book:Blake: The Complete Poems

Source: Blake: The Complete Poems

“"Proper work" usually involves performing a task you hate on behalf of people you'd gleefully club to death with a bull's knee if only it were legal to do so.”

People Ifs Hate Tasks Clubs Knees Performing Behalf Bulls

Author:Charlie Brooker

“I think anger and laughter are very close to each other, when you think about it.”

Thinking Laughter

Author:Albert Brooks

“The contemplation of beauty, whether it be a uniquely tinted sunset, a radiant face, or a work of art, makes us glance back unwittingly at our personal past and juxtapose ourselves and our inner being with the utterly unattainable beauty revealed to us.”

Art Past Faces Contemplation Sunset Works Of Art Glances Radiant Unattainable

Book:The Stories of Vladimir Nabokov

Source: The Stories of Vladimir Nabokov

“A truth comes out when it must; A dream comes true when it will. Though the world turn to ash and dust A secret’s a secret still.”

World Stills Dream Turns Secret Dust Ashes Dreams Come True Truth Comes Out

Author:Sharon Shinn

“HOROSCOPE: Today is a good time for making new friends. A good deed may have unforeseen consequences. Don’t upset any druids. You will soon be going on a very strange journey. Your lucky food is small cucumbers. People pointing knives at you are probably up to no good. PS, we really mean it about the druids.”

Source: All the Discworld's a Stage

“Maybe there's nothing impossible tonight. We're down the hole to Wonderland, and no White Rabbit to guide us." If I remember correctly, the White Rabbit was an unreliable guide, anyway.”

Ifs Remember White Impossible Guides Holes Tonight Rabbits Wonderland Unreliable

Book:The Taking: A Novel

Source: The Taking: A Novel

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