“Time is neutral and does not change things. With courage and initiative, leaders change things.” Quote by Jesse Jackson
“People would like to place a standard on our show that doesn't exist. We're not set up for reporting; we don't have an apparatus for that. We're discussing things that hopefully people might get something out of, but it's wildly inconsistent. Just because we hit on points that resonate, or people think are real complaints - that doesn't make us journalists.” PeopleThinkingRealShowsMightStandardsHopefullyJournalistComplaintsDiscussingInconsistent Author:Jon Stewart
“If someone was to introduce hope and idealism into our political system, I think the tension that would create in other areas would certainly be ripe. You would think that if you bring oxygen to the organism, the organism lives. But there may be other organisms in there that thrive in darkness and in a more anaerobic environment. Watching those creatures writhe will always be interesting.” IfsThinkingMayPoliticalPoliticsInterestingDarknessEnvironmentCreaturesAreasTensionThriveIntroducingOrganismsIdealismOxygenRipePolitical Systems Author:Jon Stewart
“I am sick of deconstructing their propaganda, because it's pretty much the same as it's always been. It's just repeating something over and over again until we believe it and we hope that you believe it.” BelieveSickPropaganda Author:Jon Stewart
“As a comedian, as a person, as a citizen, as a mammal - in all of those areas, I am looking forward to the end of the Bush administration with every fiber of my being.” PersonsEndsCitizensAreasAdministrationComedianLooking ForwardFiberMammals Author:Jon Stewart
“It upset me that, five days after the hurricane hit down in New Orleans, the President's plan was for a day of prayer. I would have thought a truck of food. A day of prayer. Now, maybe I'm mistaken here and, again, I'm not a scientific expert, but isn't a hurricane officially an act of God? Isn't a day of prayer kind of redundant? Hasn't God already made up his mind on that sort of thing? So we do a day of prayer. The President has his stupid day of prayer. Three days later, Hurricane Rita hits. Somebody must have said something... something like, is that all you got?” MindKindMadeSaidThreePresidentPrayerFivePlansStupidUpsetExpertsMistakenTruckNew OrleansHurricanesRedundant Author:Jon Stewart
“Reform Jews are the children of Conservative Jews, or as they are sometimes known, Christians with curlier hair.” ChildrenSometimesChristianKnownHairConservativeJewReform Author:Jon Stewart
“Orthodox Jews, or, as they are known in the Talmud, the Really Chosen Ones, are committed to the idea that the entire Torah was dictated by God verbatim to Moses at Mount Sinai... Other forms of Judaism dispute this claim, although it does explain certain passages in the first Torah, such as, I'm sorry, am I boring you? and What do you like better, Moses, Lord Almighty or Big Hoohah?” FirstsDoeIdeasBigsFormCertainKnownLordClaimsSorryCommittedJewBoringChosenOrthodoxPassagesAlmightyI'm SorryJudaismDisputesMosesTorahChosen OneSinai Author:Jon Stewart
“Nazi Germany was so destructive to Judaism not only for the loss of life, but because many who survived began to see the practice of Judaism as somewhat of a health hazard.” LossPracticeGermanyDestructiveSurvivedNaziJudaismHazardsNazi Germany Author:Jon Stewart
“Everybody wrings their hands about Fox News. You know, "fair and balanced? Why, that's snide!" Yeah, okay, maybe they're not fair and balanced, but CNN used to have the slogan "You Can Depend on CNN". Guess what? I watch it, no you can't. So what's the difference?” KnowsHandsUsedDifferencesWatchesDependsNewsFairsOkayYeahBalancedFoxesSlogansNot FairCnnFox News Author:Jon Stewart
“That whole thing has been overstated by environmentalists. First of all, what is it, rocks and snow? C'mon, what is that, you want that? Go to Canada my friend. Believe me, rocks and snow are overrated. I've seen otters - they look better covered in oil.” WantFirstsBelieveLooksHas BeensWholeRocksMy FriendsOilSnowCanadaCoveredBelieve In MeOverratedEnvironmentalistOtters Author:Jon Stewart