“With comedy, you have no place to go but more comedy, so you're never off the hook.” Quote by Steve Martin
“Both the Democratic and Republican parties are bought and paid for by corporate America and cater to the needs of the highest bidder as opposed to the people they claim to represent. I cannot be bought.” PeopleNeedsAmericaPartyRepublicanHighestClaimsPaidDemocraticCorporateRepublican PartyCorporate America Author:Roseanne Barr
“I'm tired of wasting letters when punctuation will do, period.” PeriodsLettersTiredI'm TiredPunctuation Author:Steve Martin
“There is one thing I would break up over, and that is if she caught me with another woman. I won't stand for that.” IfsMenHumorFunnyBreakOne ThingCaughtMoving OnBreakupBreak UpBroken HeartedAnother WomanHeart WrenchingAfter BreakupAfter Break UpBreakups And Moving OnMoving On After BreakupReally Sad Break Up Author:Steve Martin
“The real joy is in constructing a sentence. But I see myself as an actor first because writing is what you do when you are ready and acting is what you do when someone else is ready.” WritingFirstsRealHumorFunnyJoyActorsActingReadySentencesReal Joy Author:Steve Martin
“Love is a promise delivered already broken.” Love IsBrokenPromiseBroken HeartAnti LoveHilarious LoveFunny Anti LoveFunny Falling In Love Author:Steve Martin
“I think I meant that, given the circumstances of my childhood, I had the illusion that it's easier to be alone. To have your relationships be casual and also to pose as a solitary person, because it was more romantic. You know, I was raised on the idea of the ramblin' man and the loner.” ThinkingKnowsMenPersonsIdeasGivenChildhoodCircumstancesEasierIllusionRaisedSolitaryCasualLoner Author:Steve Martin
“I realized that comedians of the day were operating on jokes and punch lines. The moment you say the punch line, the audience either laughs sincerely or they laugh automatically or they don't laugh. The thing that bothered me was that automatic laugh. I said, that's not real laughter.” SaidRealMomentsLinesAudienceLaughingLaughterJokesI RealizedComedianSincerelyBothered Author:Steve Martin
“I believe entertainment can aspire to be art, and can become art, but if you set out to make art you're an idiot.” IfsBelieveArtHumorFunnyI BelieveCreativityEntertainmentIdiotAspire Author:Steve Martin
“Hosting the Oscars is much like making love to a woman. It's something I only get to do when Billy Crystal is out of town.” FunnyTownsOscarsMaking LoveCrystals Author:Steve Martin