“Wasn't Winston Churchill the first black president of America? There's a statue of him near me... that's black.” Quote by Danielle O'Hara
“In Britain, girls seem to be either bright or attractive. In America, that's not the case. They're both.” SeemsAmericaGirlCasesAttractiveBritain Author:John Cleese
“It's not so much a thankless task, it's more a job with no thanks” FunnyJobsTasksThanksDumbThankless Author:Colin Baker
“It's a one-to-one dialogue. You open your mouth and you're talking to 6 million people.” PeopleFunnyTalkingMillionsMouthsDialogueDumb Author:Derek Jameson
“Richard Burton had a tremendous passion for the English language, especially the spoken and written word” FunnyPassionLanguageWrittenDumbEnglish LanguageWritten Word Author:Frank Bough
“So Carol, you're a housewife and mother. And have you got any children?” ChildrenFunnyMotherStupidDumbHousewifeCarols Author:Michael Barrymore
“The Rolling Stones suffered a great loss with the death of Ian Stewart, the man who had for so many years played piano quietly and silently with them on stage.” MenYearsFunnyLossStageHe ManStonesDumbPianoRollingRolling StonesGreat Loss Author:Andy Peebles