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“All students of disaster movies know that nothing survives these natural onslaughts except cats and the highest paid film stars.”

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Simon Jenkins is a prominent British editor and author, born on June 10, 1943. He has made substantial contributions to journalism and literature throughout his career. Jenkins has held various editorial roles and is recognized for his insightful writing and editorial work. more

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