“There's only two types of people who are against drugs: the people who have never done drugs and the people who really sucked at doing drugs.”
Quote by Doug Stanhope
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Doug Stanhope
Doug Stanhope is a renowned American stand-up comedian known for his distinctive humor style and sharp social commentary. Born on March 25, 1967, he has gained popularity for his bold performances and candid life experiences throughout his career. more
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