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Quote by John Baillie

“The very fact that a man is thankful implies someone to be thankful to.”

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John Baillie (1886-1960) was a Scottish theologian known for his research on Christian mysticism and religious philosophy. His works delved deeply into the connections between faith and reason, and religious experience and human existence. more

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