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“What's the difference between a Dice Clay concert and a Klan rally? Nothing. Trick question.”

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Bobcat Goldthwait

Bobcat Goldthwait, born on May 26, 1962, is a renowned American comedian, actor, writer, and director. Known for his unique comedic style and satirical humor, he has appeared in numerous television shows and films, winning the hearts of audiences worldwide. more

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