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“It is a curious fact, but nobody ever is sea-sick - on land. At sea, you come across plenty of people very bad indeed, whole boat-loads of them; but I never met a man yet, on land, who had ever known at all what it was to be sea-sick. Where the thousands upon thousands of bad sailors that swarm in every ship hide themselves when they are on land is a mystery.”

Quote by Jerome K. Jerome

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Annotated Three Men in a Boat with English Grammar Exercises: by Jerome K. Jerome (Author), Robert Powell (Editor)

Annotated Three Men in a Boat with English Grammar Exercises is a scholarly edition of Jerome K. Jerome's famous work, 'Three Men in a Boat.' The book features the original narrative, accompanied by exercises designed to enhance English grammar skills. Editor Robert Powell has curated this edition to provide readers with both entertainment and educational value, making it an ideal choice for those who enjoy the classic story and wish to improve their language proficiency. more

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Jerome K. Jerome
Jerome K. Jerome

Jerome K. Jerome was an English writer known for his humorous and satirical style. His works, such as 'Three Men in a Boat' and 'The Wind in the Willows', are beloved by readers. more

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